Friday, November 14, 2008

CAT exams

hey CAT.. meeeow...

Cat is one of the most competitive written examinations in India so far. It is the entrance Criteria for almost any Management college in India. It stands for Competitive Aptitude Test. The cat is divided into three gruesome sections. One is the Analytical section, then there is an English section and the third is a Data Interpretation section. Now these three sections are supposed to test the awareness of the person, the amount of speed math the person is able to do and the verbal ability of the person. There are about two lakh participants who sit in this examination every year and the competition gets more and more difficult each year.

I happen to be one of them and have no prep whatsoever. May the great lord get me above 80 percentile. Rest I leave to lady luck :).

Sunday, November 9, 2008

Shit Happens.. This is the way to camouflage it

If you have had a shit day.. Look on the bright side of it.. It might change your next.. ROTFLMAO.

"Daddy!  Daddy!  I got a 100 in school today!"
"That's great, Sweetheart," said her daddy.
"Come in to the living room and tell me about it."
"Well,"  began the confession, "I got 50 in spelling, 30 in math's and 20 in science."